WASHINGTON, D.C. — As legal turmoil and chaos swirl around the 45th President of the United States of America, sources within the White House report that he has begun reaching out to various legal scholars, […]
GRIFFIN BEACH, ARIZONA — Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the 85 year old controversial law enforcement official who was pardoned last year by President Donald Trump, has entered the race for retiring Senator Jeff Flake’s (R) seat. […]
“I don’t want to waste pardons on people who aren’t related to me.” […]
If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it? […]
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