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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

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As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
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Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

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During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge

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One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.
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Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

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Wayne LaPierre, executive VP of the NRA, is working his calculator to the bone figuring how many people have to die before anything can be done about guns.
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God: I’m Too Busy to Stop All The Gun Violence in America, Try Some New Laws

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God has some advice reducing gun violence in America.
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10 Dead in Mass Second Amendment Demonstration at Oregon Community College

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A mass Second Amendment demonstration has taken place at Umpqua Community College in Oregon, leaving ten dead.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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