One Percent

Conservative Media

First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”

James Schlarmann -
Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals because of who her famous, orange-skinned racist father is.
Economy

Super Wealthy Oil Company CEO: Republican Tax Overhaul Means The Government Finally Works For Him Again

James Schlarmann -
"You'll see how much better this is for all of us when I buy my fifth vacation home."
MAGA News

Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

James Schlarmann -
It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.
U.S. Politics

Rich Guy Buying An Election Explains Why $38k/Day For Sanders’ Secret Service Is Outrageous

James Schlarmann -
If you thought buying off an election was the worst thing ever, you're wrong as hell!
U.S. Politics

Billionaire Pats Money Pile Gently, Reading Super Tuesday Results

James Schlarmann -
Super Tuesday's results gave one billionaire reason to cheer.
U.S. Politics

“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

James Schlarmann -
Mitt Romney explains his decision to not run for president.
Videos

LEAKED VIDEO: RNC’s “Welcome to Republican America” (VIDEO)

James Schlarmann -
Republican America is a scary place, and we have your exclusive first glimpse at it.
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Latest News

Criminal JusticeJames Schlarmann -

Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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