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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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McConnell Blames OJ For His Ex-Wife’s Multiple Stab Wounds, Says He’s Would Have Voted Not Guilty

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) weighed in on yet another...
Criminal Justice

OJ Simpson Says L.A. Prosecutors Had Insufficient Evidence and Therefore, in Our Country, He Is Innocent

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- Former NFL superstar OJ Simpson was acquitted of murdering two...
Criminal Justice

Barr Says He Has Evidence of OJ Simpson’s Innocence, But American Public Can’t See It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference today and made...
Criminal Justice

OJ Simpson Furnishes Media With Letter Signed By 65 Women He Didn’t Murder

MATADOR, NEVADA -- Former NFL star OJ Simpson held a press conference this week...
MAGA News

Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...
MAGA News

Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...
Criminal Justice

OJ Simpson Releases Knife Ahead of Bombshell NYT Story on Murders of Ron and Nicole

Former NFL star OJ Simpson found out about a new bombshell New York Times report and decided to be "transparent" and release possession of a knife.
Criminal Justice

O.J. Simpson to Auction ‘Just Some Random Knife’

O.J. Simpson is looking to cash in just like George Zimmerman.

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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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