WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING) has released a statement following the news that all of the twelve of the Thai soccer players and their coach have been safely...
STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA -- The Pennsylvania State University athletics department has announced its 2018 inductees into their wrestling program's hall of fame, and Congressman Jim Jordan is among those on the list, even though he didn't actually wrestle or...
AIR FORCE ONE -- On his way back to the nation's capital after delivering a long-winded, winding, often times unfocused speech to tout his infrastructure spending plan, President Donald Trump ordered the presidential plane to make an abrupt about...
One Republican says a new proposed law in Ohio that would force women who have abortions or miscarriages to bury or cremate the fetus doesn't go far enough.