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Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision that affirmed the right of all women in the country to terminate their pregnancy before...

Man Who Can’t Find Woman Willing To Sleep With Him Gives Opinions on Abortion Anyway

COUSIN LOVERS, MISSOURI -- Jason Hubbard is a described "free market capitalist" with a Masters in economics. He is also a self-described conservative, and he also rates his chances of having sexual intercourse with a woman at "roughly not...

Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith Amazon is adding a new service to certain states in America that will deliver specialized items the same day they were ordered. Amazon has announced that...

Shop-Vac Building New Manufacturing Facilities in Georgia, Alabama, Missouri, Ohio

WILLIAMSPORT, PENNSYLVANIA -- Citing a "brand new, previously unforeseen need in the market," Shop-Vac will be building new manufacturing plants in Georgia, Alabama, Missouri, and Ohio. It's even being suggested that plants could also be built in more states,...

Exclusive: Interview With a 2-Month Old Fetus About Its Feelings on Abortion!

In 1973, the United States Supreme Court ruled in Roe vs. Wade that the Constitution's right to privacy ensures that women have the right to seek an abortion and terminate a pregnancy before the point at which the fetus(es)...

Ohio Sets Up Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO -- The State of Ohio has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons. "Here in Ohio we value all life, which is obvious because of our new fetal heartbeat abortion ban,"...

Fully Aroused Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours just staring at maps of four states -- Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri. According to several sources close to the situation, Pence is in a...

Tennessee Considering Law Banning Abortion if Mother’s Mother Was Ever Pregnant

FORT CHINGAR PRIMA, TENNESSEE -- The Tennessee state legislature has joined Georgia, Ohio, Missouri, and Alabama and passed an extremely restrictive abortion restriction through its judiciary committee, and expects to have a law on the governor's desk to sign...

Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours just staring at maps of four states -- Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri. According to several sources close to the situation, Pence is in a...

Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon has announced that will now offer same-day delivery of certain items ordered and delivered within the states of Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio. "One thing Amazon has always prided itself on is identifying and filling a hole...
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Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and we won't be doing anything...
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