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Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO -- The State of Ohio has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons. "Here in Ohio we value all life, which is obvious because of our new fetal heartbeat abortion ban,"...

Planned Parenthood Will Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In response to what can only described as an onslaught of new, strict anti-abortion regulations in a growing number of red states, officials with Planned Parenthood, the low-cost healthcare provider, announced a new policy for distribution...

Local Idiots Demand Right to Die for Retail Commerce

DUMBERG, OHIO -- The village idiots of a town in Ohio stormed their town's retail centers, demanding that they be allowed to shop in the city's various stores. Since the outbreak of COVID-19, the citizens in the town that...

Kentucky Republicans Want Law Banning Abortion After Sexual Attraction

Kentucky Republicans join their Ohio counterparts in pushing tougher abortion restrictions.

Poll Says Majority of Americans Approve of Aborting Alabama, Missouri, Georgia, and Ohio

Back in May, four red states adopted new, extremely harsh bans on abortion within their borders. Republican lawmakers in Alabama, Missouri, Georgia, and Ohio each passed new restrictions that didn't allow for rape or incest exceptions and outlawed abortions...

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision that affirmed the right of all women in the country to terminate their pregnancy before...

Kentucky GOP Wants to Ban Abortion After Sexual Attraction

THEOCRATIC MOUNTAIN, KENTUCKY --Republicans in the Kentucky legislature have announced they will bring a resolution to the floor soon that would drastically change how abortions are sought and carried in the state. The move would come as just the...

Town Shocked When Man Declines to Use Penis as Excuse to Tell Woman What to Do With Her Vagina

MAPLE VALLEY, OHIO -- Residents of a town in Ohio are reportedly still in shock over developments that the mayor has called "utterly stunning." Late in August of this year, Matthew Williamson of Maple Valley, Ohio, an average midwestern town...

Ohio Rep. Defends Abortion Law: “Now Our Government is Small Enough to Fit In Your Pee Hole”

GARDEN GLENN, OHIO -- Last week, Ohio became one of several red states attempting to challenge Roe vs. Wade's landmark 1973 Supreme Court decision in which the right of any woman living in the United States to terminate her pregnancy before...

Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision that affirmed the right of all women in the country to terminate their pregnancy before...
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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