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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Wayne LaPierre: ‘What Happened in Vegas Should Stay In Vegas and Not Be Talked About Anywhere Else, Ever Again’

The NRA's top spokesman, Wayne LaPierre, admonishes Americans to not think about doing anything rash in the wake of the Las Vegas shooting.
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Donald Trump Accidentally Finds Obama’s Confiscated Guns Stuffed Into White House Closet

President Trump accidentally found a cache of weapons taken from good, clean, ammo hoarding American patriots by Barack Obama.
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NRA to Host Fourth of July Celebration at Fort Sumter

While the NRA's latest ad has eyebrows going up all over the country, they're planning a Fourth of July celebration at Fort Sumter.
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Wayne LaPierre Makes Impassioned Plea For Congress to Pretend Friends and Colleagues Were First Graders

NRA Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre wants members of Congress to pretend their friends and colleagues were just innocent first graders.
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His Anti-Government, Pro-Gun Rhetoric Aside, This Man Condemns ‘Libtard Violence’ of VA Shooting

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- As a member of the First Arkansas Backyard Commando Militia, Clem...
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Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre

While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus "Hubert" Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
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Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office

Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Final Count Edition!

After eight years of unbridled gun confiscation, do you have any of your collection of liberty lobbers left?
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #413

Do you have one, two, or 15 guns? Are they safe from the purloining paws of the Secret Commie, Kenyan, Socialist Dictator?
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

If it's a day that ends in "Y," Barack Obama is obsessed with the confiscation of your sweet, living, kind, benevolent instrument of instant death.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #411

If stopping President Barack Hussein Obama in his undless quest for gun confiscation matters to you, see this list of his weekly victims.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #410

Obummer is his name, and gun confiscation is his game. But did he snatch up your trusty liberty lobber this week, patriot?
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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