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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Weather Channel To Start Including Local Mass Shooting Forecasts in U.S. Broadcasts

"It's really not going to even be so much predicting them as reminding people that there will be at least one that day."
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Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”

"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
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NRA Spokesman Says America Needs Armed Clergy in Every Church

"The last thing this country needs to do is witness two senseless gun-related mass murders in less than a month and get the feeling like they can actually do something about them."
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Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out

"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."
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Texas Republican Furious Trump’s Muslim Ban Failed to Stop Church Shooting

"We was told that the Muslim Ban would stop terrorism."
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Obama’s Anxiety at Peak Levels Having Not Grabbed a Single Gun All Year

"Every day I go without confiscating some law-abiding, God-fearing, ammo-hoarding, clean American patriot's gun is a day in Hell for me!"
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The Difficulties of Defining Home Defense

"How is it the right of the government to tell us how much we should penetrate, how often, and how far?"
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Founding Fathers to America: ‘Stop Asking Us About Modern Gun Violence, Dummies!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a recent seance and press conference in the nation's capital,...
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Second Amendment Activist Starts Support Group for ‘Poor, Picked On Guns’

One man's defense of the Second Amendment has brought him start a new support group.
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NRA Calls For ‘Disingenuous, Half-Hearted Attempt to Pluck Low Hanging Gun Control Fruit’ It Will Ultimately Oppose

Wayne LaPierre tells the media he and the NRA are on board with the minimal effort to curb mass shootings, but only for a short time.
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Republican Unsure He Should Be Proud His Policies Enabled ‘Libtard Cuck Killer’ Stephen Paddock

Stephen Paddock, the shooter in the Las Vegas massacre, was able to obtain his firearms thanks in part to policies advocated by the GOP for years.
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Open Carry Activist Shoots Himself, Stops Potential Shooting Incident

An advocate of open carry gun laws tells a harrowing story of stopping a potentially dangerous shooter all by himself.
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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