Tag: North Korea

Fox News Offers Time Slot Before Tucker Carlson to Kim Jong-Un

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Executives at Fox News have reportedly reached out to ...

Un, Trump Dispute Who Legitimized Whom’s Fascist, Authoritarian Kakistocracy

AIR FORCE ONE — The earliest reports of the historic summit between President Donald ...

Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit

SINGAPORE — Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un ...

Trump Organization To Turn North Korean Summit Coins Into New Cryptocurrency “BitKKKoin”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite being scrubbed, for now, the highly-anticipated summit between U.S. President ...

Singapore Installing Advanced Anti-Fat Fascist Douchebag Defense Systems

SINGAPORE — When he announced that his historic summit with North Korean dictator Kim ...

Trump Orders White House Crew to Downsize Big Red Button For His Fingers

Engineers are busy in the White House downsizing the big red button that presidents ...

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