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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
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Radioactive Material Discovered During Annual River Cleanup

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Richard Simmons To Aid North Korean Leader’s Weight Loss

Pyongyang, North Korea -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's weight has been the...

Trump Irate There Was No “Mission Accomplished” Banner On The White House When He Got Back From Singapore

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are saying that President Donald Trump...

Un, Trump Dispute Who Legitimized Whom’s Fascist, Authoritarian Kakistocracy

AIR FORCE ONE -- The earliest reports of the historic summit between President Donald...

Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit

SINGAPORE -- Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Un...

Trump Organization To Turn North Korean Summit Coins Into New Cryptocurrency “BitKKKoin”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being scrubbed, for now, the highly-anticipated summit between U.S. President...

Singapore Installing Advanced Anti-Fat Fascist Douchebag Defense Systems

SINGAPORE -- When he announced that his historic summit with North Korean dictator Kim...

Frustrated Sarah Palin Says White House Ignored Offer To Drive Released Prisoners Home From North Korea

TWUNTBERG, ALASKA -- In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump...

North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

This morning the leaders of North and South Korea set the world abuzz thanks...

Kim Jong Un, Trump Agree To Keep Summit Focused On Who Has Bigger Dick, Who Is Lazier And Stupider

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, the world was taken aback when South Korea announced...

Poll: Most Americans ‘Totally Cool With’ North Korea Keeping Trump

Yesterday, South Korea announced that after having talks with North Korea, President Donald Trump...

Fox Sending Tomi Lahren To North Korea To Ask Kim Jong Un For Tips On Forced Patriotism

Fox News is shipping its most plucky and screech-a-rific contributor to North Korea so she can pick Un's brain about despotic patriotism.

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...