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Trump Says He Prefers to Apologize to Widows Whose Husbands Weren’t Killed in Action

James Schlarmann -
"I don't apologize to women in general."
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Trump Rushed to Hospital to Remove Myeshia Johnson’s Foot from His Rectum

James Schlarmann -
No amount of tweeting would get Ms. Johnson's foot out of his presidential posterior.
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John Kelly Demands Rep. Wilson Stop Disrespecting Fake 4-Star General Fox News Contributor

James Schlarmann -
"We should honor these men who didn't serve but pretended to."
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Sarah Sanders Drinks Diarrhea, Punches Nun and Jumps Off Brooklyn Bridge Because Kelly Told Her To

James Schlarmann -
"Questioning a 4-star general is very inappropriate."
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Sources: Trump’s Bone Spurs Flared Up During John Kelly’s Emotional Plea to Not Politicize US Casualties That Politicized US Casualties

James Schlarmann -
"Luckily his normal productivity and work ethic won't be impacted one bit."
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McCain Offers to Teach John Kelly What ‘Disrespecting Vets Looks Like’ Using His Boss’s Words

James Schlarmann -
"You work for a man who is routinely disrespectful of everyone, veterans included."
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Trey Gowdy Promises to Investigate Niger Until He Finds Connection to Hillary Clinton and Benghazi

James Schlarmann -
I don't care how long it takes, we will find the truth about Niger and Hillary Clinton."
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Trump Says He’d Have Acknowledged Four Dead Soldiers in Niger if Country Had ‘Less Obama-ish Name’

James Schlarmann -
"I kept seeing the word Niger in my briefings and thought it was just another bullet item about something the last president messed up."
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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