Humor/Satire June 8, 2018 June 8, 2018 Leading Graduating Kindergartners, Trump Briefly Forgets Words to Pledge of Allegiance by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire May 24, 2018 May 24, 2018 Totally Not Racist President Really Glad NFL Anthem Policy Will Hold Black People To Completely Different Standard by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire December 22, 2017 December 22, 2017 Papa John’s Promises Ousting John Schnatter As CEO Will Not Make Pizzas “Any Less Shit-Tastic Or Cardboardrific” by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire November 24, 2017 November 24, 2017 After Black Friday Brawl Trump Fan Says He’s Tired Of Kneeling NFL Players Disrespecting Americans by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 27, 2017 October 27, 2017 Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 22, 2017 October 22, 2017 President Trump Wants Congress to Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 19, 2017 October 19, 2017 Trump Suggests Black Athletes’ Constitutional Rights Be Reduced By 2/5 by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 10, 2017 October 10, 2017 Trump: Meals on Wheels Cuts Will Cover Cost of Flying Pence Around Country Making a Show of Getting Offended by Constitution by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 9, 2017 October 9, 2017 Shaken Mike Pence Seen Exiting Colts Game Wrapped in American Flag and Being Consoled by Bald Eagle by James Schlarmann
