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Super Bowl Halftime Show Makes Tomi Lahren’s Head Literally Explode

https://youtu.be/mcDgmJdbVUo Authorities on the scene have indicated that, despite initial concerns, Tomi Lahren -- Fox News contributing white supremacist -- will likely make a full and complete recovery, despite her head literally exploding last night. "Shortly after the the NFL's Super...

League of Sexual Anarchy Inducts Charlie Kirk’s Mom Into Its Hall of Fame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8RNXKIyYWc CANTON, OH HI,HO -- The freshman class of inductees into the League of Sexual Anarchy's Hall of Fame have officially been announced, and for the most part the list contains the names one might expect to see. However, there's...

Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

https://youtu.be/drebWBypJAo FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last night, and former President Donald Trump is lashing out against the NFL for letting the Los Angeles Rams "win a sham and rigged contest" instead....

NFL Approves Rule Change Forcing Anti-Vaxxer Players to Remove Their Helmets and Pads

NFL players who are anti-vaccine will be forced to strip off their pads and helmets prior to kickoff, according to a new rule change, just implemented by the league. According to the new rule, if a player has been found...

Cowboys Change Cheerleader Squad Name to “Super Spreaders”

DALLASS, TEXASS -- This week, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones -- whose body and face are 77 and 10 years old respectively -- announced that when his team plays its home games this upcoming season, they plan to do...

Redskins Rename Themselves to Honor Those Offended by Team’s Name Change

After almost nine decades using it, the nickname of the NFL team based in the nation's capital will change permanently, sometime soon. MORE: CDC Study Shows Wearing a Mask Reduces Spreading Selfish Douchebaggery by 100% According to team officials, the Washington...

Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect

One conservative man's outrage over Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem.

Local MAGA Boy: Nike Should ‘Make It Up To’ Trump Supporters and Put Flaming T’s On Their Shoes

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already taken all his Nike shoes and burned them, he told his audience today. Bohiggins, who also said in today's episode of his podcast that...

Ivanka Opens North Korean Factory to Make Tennis Shoes With Confederate Flags on Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- First Lady-Daughter Ivanka Trump announced this afternoon that she has decided to wade back into the fashion industry, signed a deal to open a plant so her new company can manufacture shoes, and will begin selling...

Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Clem O'Connell told his audience today that he racked up tens of thousands of dollars buying Nike brand socks to burn as part of the growing boycott of the athletic wear...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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