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Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself”

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump stepped up his attacks on social media and tech giants on Twitter, accusing Google of having their search results "RIGGED" in a way that only shows users negative news stories about...

Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office, just hours after tweeting his displeasure about Google search results for "Trump news," President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing his administration to form a new, government sponsored search engine. "Oh this...

Sinclair Broadcasting’s Robo-Anchor 5000 Says He Has Pre-Programmed Mind Of His Own

HUNT VALLEY, MARYLAND -- A viral video put together by Deadspin is making national headlines for demonstrating just how much synergy Sinclair Broadcasting expects, or rather demands, from its affiliates. In just over 90 seconds, the video runs together a barrage of...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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