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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Religion

IRS and God Confirm: Trump Is Equally as Christian and Billionaire

In a rather unforeseen twist, God and the Internal Revenue Service have issued a...
Arts & Entertainment

Dozens Of Tiny Envelopes Ordered For President Trump’s Fake News Awards

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over six dozen of the world's tiniest envelopes have been ordered...
MAGA News

Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do

If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?
MAGA News

Trump Explains Secret Meeting With Putin Was ‘Just a Meet Cute’

Nothing nefarious was discussed during Putin and Trump's secret meeting; it was just a random meeting of two people destined to be together.
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Trump Hopes Putting Don Jr. On “Timeout” Will Resolve Russian Collusion Scandal

With mounting pressure on all sides after a bombshell New York Times article proves collusion between Don Jr. and Russia, President Trump takes bold action.
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President Trump Looking Into Statute of Limitations on Disowning Children

With Don Jr. in some real legal and political hot water, President Trump is looking into any and all solutions to his problems.
Criminal Justice

OJ Simpson Releases Knife Ahead of Bombshell NYT Story on Murders of Ron and Nicole

Former NFL star OJ Simpson found out about a new bombshell New York Times report and decided to be "transparent" and release possession of a knife.
MAGA News

Steve Bannon Invites Donald Trump Jr. On Fishing Trip For Just The Two Of Them

After a rough week in the headlines, Donald Trump Jr. gets to spend some quality time with the President of the United States of America on a boat.
MAGA News

Trump Explains the Witch Hunt Against His Son on the Back of Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

President Trump is reportedly fuming mad at the media's insistence that they cover the most powerful family in the world accurately.
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Hillary Spotted in NYC, Circling Donald Trump Jr.’s Building & Shouting ‘But HIS Emails!’

As news broke of his own email problems, Hillary Clinton circled Donald Trump Jr.'s block to mock him over them.
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President Trump Calls Donald Trump Jr. ‘Fake News’

After the latest bombshell report in The New York Times, the president wants to distance himself from Donald Trump Jr., his son.
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Donald Trump Jr.: ‘I Didn’t Collude With Russians; I TRIED to Collude With Them’

If you ask Donald Trump Jr., he'll tell you that trying to commit a crime and committing a crime are totally separate and unrelated incidents.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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