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Trump Demands Change of Venue to Sewage Plant So He Faces Jury of His Peers

Former President Donald J. Trump never made any bones about it: he wanted to be remembered as a historic president. Today, after he was arraigned on 34 separate criminal charges in a New York City courtroom, he can check...

Hillary Clinton Emails a Copy of Trump’s Indictment to Hunter Biden’s New Laptop

This morning, sources close to the situation are reporting that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fired up her personal email server one last time to send a copy of Donald Trump's New York City indictments to Hunter Biden's...

Trump Confident All His Kids He Wants to Fuck Will Visit Him in Prison

"For starters, we'll probably end up in the same prison system, so it's not like she'll be able to duck me like she can right now." Former President Donald J. Trump Despite the fact that days after he proclaimed he'd...

Cruz Says He’ll Be Trump’s Prison Bitch If No One Else Will

Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) has taken to social media in the last few days to defend the man who once publicly called his wife ugly, surprising absolutely nobody. However, in an interview on Newsmax today, Cruz made headlines when...

How Dare They Arrest Trump Like They’d Arrest Everyone Else They Believe Broke the Law?

The following editorial was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a right-wing commentator and Trump 2020 Deputy Campaign Spokesman. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet or management. Well, I guess...

Trump Orders “Beautiful MAGA Army” to Ready Their Rascal Scooters for a Jail Break

Former President Trump is, according to several sources at Mar-A-Lago, really starting to lose his patience and cool, days after announcing that he was sure he'd be arrested soon. Mr. Trump is convinced he'll be charged with illegally writing...

DeSantis Slams NYC’s Lack of Meth-Fueled Nazis Harassing School Teachers

"...there's a governor in this country who understands and appreciates the value of Jesus Freak neo-Nazis bullying and intimidating people." - Gov. Ron DeSantis Ron DeSantis is the Governor of Florida. Despite the fact that his job duties take place...

Bloomberg Offers $500 to Any Voter Who Lets Him Stop and Frisk Them

FORT OLIE GARK, SOUTH CAROLINA -- At a campaign stop in the Palmetto State this morning, Democratic presidential candidate and former Mayor of New York City Michael Bloomberg told Americans eating at a diner that he'd pay them each...

NYC to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Officials in New York City have reached out to the White House and offered to rename a Manhattan landmark after the 45th President of the United States of America. Last year, the city considered...

New York Offers to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Perhaps in an attempt to quell a growing controversy and make amends with the most powerful small handed man in the free world, officials in New York City have reportedly reached out to the...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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