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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving his family business, former one-term, twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump asserted his Fifth Amendment rights dozens of times,...

Trump Not Sure What to Say If He’s Asked Under Oath Whether He Loves Don Jr.

According to sources within the Trump family, defeated and twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump is feeling nervous about a New York judge ordering that he and two of his crotch fruit sit for depositions within the next...

NY Attorney General Explains Why She’s Not Forcing The Obamas to Sit For Deposition

https://youtu.be/3PSRfrQKtAI This week, a New York Supreme Court judge ruled that former President Donald J. Trump and two of his spawn must sit down for deposition, under oath, with the New York Attorney General's office. The order stipulates that the Trump...

Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

In an interview on Sean Hannity's Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump's third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn't answer. "Tell me something, Sean. I want you tell me something. Why is New York...

Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared

FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In perhaps an unsurprising twist, former President Don Trump has offered to "give up the goods" on his son-in-law Jared Kushner in exchange for "total and complete immunization" from the New York Attorney General's office. This week,...

Trump Insists NY Attorney General ‘Should Be Going After John Barron,” Not Him

FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- A former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, defeated U.S. President lashed out at New York Attorney General Letitia James this morning, issuing a statement he was barred from sharing on any of his former social media accounts. Last...

Ivanka’s ‘Getting Used to Having Daddy’s Subpoenas’ Waved In Her Face

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The New York Attorney General has issued subpoenas to two of former one-term, twice forever impeached President Don Trump's children in connection to their investigation of the Trump Organization. Despite the fact that getting...

Trump Confident He Could Run the Country From Rikers Island

FART-A-LOT-GO, FLORIDA -- If he had to, former one-term, twice-impeached President Donald J. Trump is confident he could perform his old job duties from within Riker's Island prison. Speaking to radio host and Unevolved Moron Monthly's Cro-Magnon of the Year...

Ivanka to New York Attorney General: “Daddy Doesn’t Need More Reasons to Roll Over On Me!”

LAKE VAPID, FLORIDA -- When New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that her office's investigation into the finances of the Trump Organization had transitioned from civil to criminal, the response from MAGA Nation was, to put it mildly,...

Read Donald Trump’s Full Statement on the New York AG’s Criminal Investigation of His Family

While he can't post it on Twitter himself, former President Donald John "Tiny Hands" Trump has responded to news that broke late last night. New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that her office had transitioned its investigation into...
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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