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Trump Asks NASA To Verify Newly Discovered Planets Also Revolve Around Him

James Schlarmann -
Co-President Donald Trump reached out to the "space nerds" at NASA to help him glean just how much he should care about the new planets.
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Criminal JusticeJames Schlarmann -

Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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