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New Hampshire primary
The Political Garbage Chute
Carly Fiorina Seen Entering Planned Parenthood Seeking ‘Campaign Abortion’
James Schlarmann
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February 10, 2016
Carly Fiorina ends her campaign in a most unexpected way.
MAGA News
After Trump Wins New Hampshire, GOP Changes Mascot From Elephant to Douche Nozzle
James Schlarmann
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February 10, 2016
Trump taking New Hampshire has forced a lot of changes around the GOP.
The Political Garbage Chute
Billionaire Searching for Regular People to Buy Off to Buy Off Bernie Sanders
James Schlarmann
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February 10, 2016
Can a super-wealthy man pay off Bernie Sanders supporters so they'll in-turn pay Sanders off?
MAGA News
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’
James Schlarmann
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February 9, 2016
The sexual tension between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump is heating to critical mass.
The Political Garbage Chute
New Hampshire Republican Torn Between Two A-Holes
James Schlarmann
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February 3, 2016
He's just not sure who to vote for in the New Hampshire primary.
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Latest News
U.S. Elections
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2023
Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union
Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse...
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Arts & Entertainment
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
Health & Science
Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
LGTBQ+
Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
MAGA News
DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023