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NRA Executive Just Two More School Shootings From Being Able To Afford Fourth Vacation Home

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Today, during a board meeting of the executives of the National Rifle Association, board member Tim Timberlake said that thanks to the spike in donations to the NRA -- tripling since the Parkland school shooting -- he...

House Republican Explains Why Mocking And Attacking Survivors Of Gun Massacres Is Good For America

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, massive marches were held in the nation's capital and around the world in support of gun violence prevention. The March For Our Lives brought thousands of people out to protest the lack of major...

Rick Santorum’s Froth Levels Critical After Meltdown Over March For Our Lives

COAL HOLE, PENNSYLVANIA -- First responders and medical professionals in the Keystone State are reporting that one of their residents is recovering after being rushed to the hospital with dangerously high levels of froth. "At approximately 3:42 this morning, High...

Gun Rights Activist: President Trump’s The ‘Right Shade Of Gun Grabber’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For the entire eight years of the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya), Jethro Bohiggins was on an "eternal vigilant watch over the Second Amendment." Bohiggins, a semi-prominent right-wing Facebook page owner, podcaster, and...

Dana Loesch: ‘Children Should Be Shot At, But Not Heard’

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- This morning, NRA spokesterrorist Dana Loesch gave an interview to a right-wing radio host in which she said that school shootings are "unfortunate but unfortunately necessary." "Look, at the end of the day, liberals don't want to...

President Trump Rushes Headlong Into White House Screening Of “Die Hard” And Runs Out Screaming 10 Minutes Later

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump was witnessed by several people in his administration bravely charging into a screening room that was showing a screening of the 1988 classic action film, "Die Hard." The film stars Bruce Willis...

Dana Loesch Not Sure She Wants To Be The NRA’s Spokesterrorist Anymore

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Many Americans might have gotten the sense in the last fifteen years or so that weekly, if not daily, incidents of gunfire in public schools are a routine part of life in the United States. However,...

Gun Rights Activist Will Only Fly Across Country On His AR-15 After Airlines Drop NRA Partnerships

SPRINGFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA -- In his home town, there is perhaps no stronger or vocal proponent of the Second Amendment than Grant Phillips. That is to say, Phillips himself admits, that there is no bigger proponent of the modern reading...
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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