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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, America was rocked by a scandal involving a few...
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Kushner, Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric Trump Condemn Bidens’ Nepotism

In a joint letter from some of President Donald J. Trump's offspring and son-in-law,...
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Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to...
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Trump Orders Space Force to Investigate Allegations of Biden’s Neptune-ism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's officially a branch of the U.S. Armed Forces, President...
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“Why Nepotism Is Wrong Unless You Also Want to Bang That Child” by President Donald Trump

The following is an open letter to the American people written by President Donald...
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Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to...
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Donald Trump Jr. Asks His Dad Who He Has to Blow to ‘Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Are tensions mounting between America's Royal Family? Leaks out of the...
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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

The hope is that when it's completed his face will look "a lot less like someone just jizzed in it without his permission."
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Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy

Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.
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White House Tiff? Eric Tells Ivanka, ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’

Is there a family feud of sibling rivalries developing in the Trump White House? Sources say Eric and Ivanka hat a spat this morning.
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Awkward! Donald Trump Jr. Asked His Dad Who He Has to “Blow to Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka”

Donald Trump Jr. knows it is completely unfair that his sister Ivanka gets all the good stuff from Daddy being president!
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Eric Trump In a Real Snit Because Daddy Gave Ivanka The Good White House Office

Eric Trump is really, really, really mad that his daddy gave his sister Ivanka Trump the best office in the White House because she's his favorite.

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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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