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First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”

Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals because of who her famous, orange-skinned racist father is.

Donald Trump Jr: “Hunter Biden Should Be Ashamed of Using His Dad’s Name to Get Jobs He’s Totally Unqualified For”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Donald Trump Jr. blasted former Vice President Joe Biden's son Hunter this week during an interview on conservative talk radio, calling the younger Biden a "disgraceful unqualified simpleton" who "wouldn't have nothing and would...

President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, America was rocked by a scandal involving a few dozen highly-connected, wealthy parents essentially bribing college officials into admitting their children. Two of the biggest names involved are actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin,...

Kushner, Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric Trump Condemn Bidens’ Nepotism

In a joint letter from some of President Donald J. Trump's offspring and son-in-law, the "sheer and galling level of nepotism" involved in Hunter Biden, son of former Vice President Joe Biden, getting a job at a Ukrainian oil...

Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to be a man suffering from the worst case of Chronic Jizz Face doctors have ever recorded, decided to take the silver spoon he was born...

Trump Orders Space Force to Investigate Allegations of Biden’s Neptune-ism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's officially a branch of the U.S. Armed Forces, President Donald Trump's first assignment for his Space Force is one that might be more traditionally handled by the FBI. No stranger to using unusual channels...

“Why Nepotism Is Wrong Unless You Also Want to Bang That Child” by President Donald Trump

The following is an open letter to the American people written by President Donald J. Trump and released by the White House today. Mr. Trump was attempting to respond to the impeachment proceedings against him currently underway by House...

Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to be a man suffering from the worst case of Chronic Jizz Face doctors have ever recorded, decided to take the silver spoon he was born...

Donald Trump Jr. Asks His Dad Who He Has to Blow to ‘Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Are tensions mounting between America's Royal Family? Leaks out of the White House indicate that a cat fight might be kicking up between Duchess Ivanka Trump and The Duke of Jizz Face, Donald Trump Jr. At...

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

The hope is that when it's completed his face will look "a lot less like someone just jizzed in it without his permission."
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

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