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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Local Man Loses Track Of Which Mass Shooting It’d Be Inappropriate To Talk About Gun Control After

"Was it the one yesterday, or earlier this week...last month? Shit. I can't remember."
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Local Gun Rights Activist: Mass Shootings ‘Aren’t That Big a Deal Because Everyone Dies’

One young libertarian gun rights activist explains why mass shootings aren't so bad -- because "mortality."
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Open Carry Activist Shoots Himself, Stops Potential Mall Shooting Incident

DARWIN LAKE, FLORIDA -- 26-year-old Graham Phillips is a self-described "modern libertarian in every...
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North Challenges LaPierre to AR-15 Duel for Control of NRA

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There's a power struggle developing at the National Rifle Association, and...
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NRA Spokesman: “A Few Dozen Dead School Kids Is A Literally Small Price To Pay For Freedom” (VIDEO)

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- This week, the National Rifle Association released a video with its...
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Congress to Consider Funding for Bulletproof Schools In Response to School Shootings

Congress is kicking around a unique new idea to mitigate the horror of school shootings.
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Black College Grad Brings Gun To School For Photo Shoot

RICE, OHIO -- Authorities at Rice Community College in Ohio, just miles from Kent...
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NRA Spokesman: Time Between Mass Shootings Shows An ‘Appalling Lack Of Freedom and Liberty’ In Australia

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- This morning, as the world grieves over the first mass shooting...
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NRA Spokesterrorist Suggests Schools Relocate To Colt, Bushmaster Factories

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Dana Loesch, the NRA's official spokesterrorist, recently told a group of...
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Right-Winger Outraged Lazy Liberals Couldn’t Create Single Conspiracy Theory About YouTube Shooting or Shooter

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Self-proclaimed right-wing provocateur Jethro Bohiggins hosts three podcasts on...
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Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries

SHART BRITCHES, MICHIGAN -- Aging, once-briefly-relevant rocker Ted Nugent made national headlines this week...
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NRA, Chick-Fil-A, American Nazi Party Triple Their Sponsorships Of Laura Ingraham’s Show

In the weeks since they survived the horrific mass shooting at their high school,...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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