COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Self-proclaimed right-wing provocateur Jethro Bohiggins hosts three podcasts on his YouTube channel that are oriented for similarly conservative audiences. Since he started his channel, Jethro has played host to some […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Fox News and syndicated talk radio host Laura Ingraham took to Twitter to mock David Hogg, a survivor of the horrific Valentine’s Day massacre at a high school in […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, massive marches were held in the nation’s capital and around the world in support of gun violence prevention. The March For Our Lives brought thousands of people out to protest […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Valentine’s Day this year, a gunman attacked Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. Armed with a semi-automatic rifle, he was able to kill 17 and wound many more before […]
CORAPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA — Retail giant Dick’s Sporting Goods announced today that they will no longer be in the business of selling phallic replacement devices, in the wake of one the country’s most popular stand-in penises […]
SPRINGFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA — In his home town, there is perhaps no stronger or vocal proponent of the Second Amendment than Grant Phillips. That is to say, Phillips himself admits, that there is no bigger proponent […]
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins is a devout reader of Breitbart, and he enjoys Infowars as well. Bohiggins is also a right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and Facebook page owner, and he says he […]
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This morning, Larry “God” Schumway held a press conference in front of the Pearly Gates, and when asked by heavenly reporters, he spoke briefly about the epidemic of school shootings […]
“His base knows he’s gonna shoot before aiming, or even really getting the gun out of its holster.” […]
“Platitudes are probably a way better idea at this point.” […]
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