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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect

One conservative man's outrage over Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem.
Conservative Media

Man Tying Shoes Sends Tomi Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma

DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at...
Business

Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Clem O'Connell told his audience today...
Sports

Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past three years, the NFL has been grappling with...
Sports

US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner

COLORADO SRPINGS, CO -- A controversy erupted over the weekend when the United States Paralympics...
MAGA News

Trump Outraged Triple Crown Winner Justify Didn’t Have Hoof Over Heart During National Anthem

AIR FORCE ONE -- History was made this weekend when Justify became just the...
Sports

Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -- President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles football team...
Sports

Confused White Guy Agrees With New NFL National Anthem Policy (VIDEO)

Everyone's favorite Confused White Guy took to the Internet this past week and uploaded...
Sports

Totally Not Racist President Really Glad NFL Anthem Policy Will Hold Black People To Completely Different Standard

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump told reporters from various right-wing news outlets today that...
Lifestyle

President Trump Outraged ‘Wrong’ National Anthem Was Played At Royal Wedding

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump watched the royal wedding of Prince Henry...
Conservative Media

Lahren Will Be On Super Bowl LII Field Before Kickoff, Holding Gun To Players’ Heads So They Stand For Anthem

Are you ready for some forced nationalissssssssssssssmmmmmmmm?!
Conservative Media

Fox Sending Tomi Lahren To North Korea To Ask Kim Jong Un For Tips On Forced Patriotism

Fox News is shipping its most plucky and screech-a-rific contributor to North Korea so she can pick Un's brain about despotic patriotism.
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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