VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was about to file an official request with the White House, demanding that President Trump issue an "Imperial...
SHITDICK, MONTANA -- A man who beat and fractured a 13-year-old boy's skull because he said the child was "disrespecting" the flag during the national anthem. The man, who is nearly 40, was arrested for assaualt.
The man, 39-year-old Curt...
DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at the time of publication that she is in stable condition, but still in a rage-induced coma at a Texas hospital, following an incident in which...
HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Clem O'Connell told his audience today that he racked up tens of thousands of dollars buying Nike brand socks to burn as part of the growing boycott of the athletic wear...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past three years, the NFL has been grappling with how to placate conservative and liberal fans of football, thanks to some players protesting police brutality against people of color by kneeling for the National...
COLORADO SRPINGS, CO -- A controversy erupted over the weekend when the United States Paralympics Team refused to stand for the National Anthem during their annual fall tryouts. The team, which is known for courage and perseverance, shocked the relatively...
AIR FORCE ONE -- History was made this weekend when Justify became just the 13th horse in history to win the Triple Crown, but not everyone in America was completely thrilled with what transpired at the Belmont Stakes on...
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -- President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles football team from a visit to the White House, and the team has accepted an offer to be hosted by a different, more popular president, instead.
It has...
Everyone's favorite Confused White Guy took to the Internet this past week and uploaded a new video, this time discussing the National Football League's new policy for the National Anthem.
Before each NFL game, the players and coaches from each...
