Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is on a mission to de-woke his state.
During his terms in office, DeSantis has boldly barred Critical Race Theory in elementary through high school classes despite it not being taught in any of them, and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald Trump's stupidity, even after studying over a year of campaign rallies and convention speeches, and over two years of being president.
"We have been watching Mr....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald Trump's stupidity, even after studying over two years of campaign rallies and convention speeches, and presidential executive orders.
"We have been watching Mr. Trump since he...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, NASA released the very first images of a black hole ever. Reaction to the photo was largely positive, though Fox News contributing racist blonde Muppet Timbale Lahren worried it showed "reverse racism."
One person who did...
VALLE INSÍPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomahawk Lahren does not like black holes, and she has made it a lifelong mission of hers to get them renamed as "white holes' because,. as her hashtag states, #AllHolesMatter.
Last year,Tuberculosis...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- NASA sent several hundred media outlets the first ever pictures of a black hole.
“We've exposed a part of our universe we've never seen before," said Shep Doeleman, an astronomer at Harvard University who directed the effort...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reportedly surprised even his own administration officials when he directed the Department of Defense to begin the process of establishing the United States Space Force.
If actually created, the Space Force would be the...
CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint "Religious Freedom and Space Task Force" created by the Donald Trump presidential administration.
Christ is among hundreds...
