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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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U.S. Politics

Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker...
Science & Medicine

Medical Community Stunned By Discovery of Vertebrate Democrat

Doctors and medical professionals all over the country, and indeed the world, are marveling...
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White House Transcript of Ukraine Call Leaks

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States, President Donald J. Trump, seems...
The Democrats

Pelosi Stunned and Beside Herself at Sight of Legislators Stopping a Moron For the Good of the Country

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is reportedly still recovering...
The Democrats

Angry Pelosi Reminds Trump It’s Her Job to Diminish and Insult “The Squad” Publicly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry Nancy Pelosi lashed out at Donald Trump this morning. "Well,...
The Democrats

Nancy Pelosi Doesn’t Want Firefighters to Put Her House Out Until It’s Politically Expedient

IVORY TOWER, CALIFORNIA -- A home owned by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi...
The Democrats

Pelosi Explains Why She’s The Only One In The Entire Country Who Knows the Right Thing to Do About Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is not convinced the time...
Criminal Justice

Bob Mueller Sends Super Secret Coded Message to Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller delivered his first, highly-anticipated remarks...
Criminal Justice

With Mueller Statement, Pelosi Worried Trump Loyalists Won’t Vote For Dems ‘Even Harder’ After Impeachment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As he announced and tendered his resignation from the Department of...
MAGA News

Trump Bans Staff from Using Any “I-Words”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, a visibly agitated President Trump held a press conference...
MAGA News

Trump Accuses Pelosi of Sharing Doctored Video That Makes Him Seem Smart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An outraged and apoplectic President Donald J. Trump lashed out viciously...
Criminal Justice

Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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