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Hawley Signals Support for Gaetz and Boebert Stopping Peaceful Transfer of Power to McCarthy

On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri extended a fist in the air as he saw fellow Republicans Reps. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ-CO) from across...

Gaetz Wants House Republicans to Make Trump’s Balls Next Speaker

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is working hard behind the scenes to convince his fellow House Republicans to give his handpicked choice for the Speaker's gavel, instead of Rep. Kevin McCarthy of California. Despite predictions of a "red wave" giving Republicans...

GOP Leadership: Pelosi ‘Bears Responsibility’ for Jan 6th For Not Declaring Trump King

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A handful of House Republicans in leadership positions held a press conference this morning, minutes before the January 6th special select committee began hearing testimony from four capitol officers who responded to the violent terrorist attack...

Greene Vows to Use Secret Jewish Space Laser to Destroy Pelosi’s ‘Anti-Semitic Holocaust Masks’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Freshman Qongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia threatened to "unleash the full destructive powers" of a secret Jewish space laser on facemasks in the House of Representatives. It's not clear at this time how,...

Pelosi Says Jan. 6th Commission Can Investigate Benghazi So Republicans Support It

"...and if that isn't enough for them, they can throw in Bill Clinton's Oval Office beejer for all I care." - Speaker Nancy Pelosi WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to garner Republican support for it, Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) announced...

Here You Go Plebs, Here’s $600. Thanks For the Salary and Healthcare.

The following editorial was written by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-CA) in concert with one another. The views and opinions expressed by McConnell and Pelosi do not necessarily reflect those...

Trump Warns His Enemies Not To Interfere In 2020 Election By Voting For The Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though there are still several months left before the primary season comes to a close, President Donald Trump is already in full campaigning mode. Mr. Trump has taken swipes at Democratic candidate Vice President Joe Biden...

Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech

All across America, patriotic, tough, hard-as-nails, salt of the earth, bootstrap pulling, rugged individualist, conservative Pro-Trump pundits and voters are screeching and writhing, seething with anger. At the center of these no-nonsense, serious, stoic Americans' ire? Speaker of the...

He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald J. Trump lashed out at Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the State of California, and its governor Gavin Newsom. Trump is understandably in a...

Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald J. Trump lashed out at Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, the State of California, and its governor Gavin Newsom. Trump is understandably in a...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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