Muslim Ban

You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins is an unwavering supporter of President Donald Trump. Mr. Bohiggins told his subscribers this morning that he's "heartbroken, devastated, and outraged" at the news that a mass...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump acknowledged the deadly winter storms battering the country's northeast region. Referred to as a "bomb cyclone," a massive stormfront dumped more than a foot of snow in the region, and now bone chattering...

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and local moron Jethro Bohiggins knows one thing about terrorism. "Trump's Muslim ban is literally the only way we can help stop terror attacks," Bohiggins told listeners to his most recent podcast episode....

"Clearly what the cucks don't want us to see is that Muslim bans work."

"We was told that the Muslim Ban would stop terrorism."

"The full retail price of freedom is the willingness to have much less freedom."

"This time he's going to use a black crayon."