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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Trump: “Mueller Fully and Completely Exonerated Me in Such a Mean, Biased Way!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump lashed out again at former FBI Special Counsel Robert...

Jim Jordan Outraged Mueller’s Congressional Testimony ‘Won’t Even Touch On Benghazi’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees dropped a bombshell on...

House Republican: Mueller Report ‘Extremely Biased’ Because It Doesn’t Mention Benghazi or Crooked Killary

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) is one of President Donald Trump's strongest...

Pelosi Explains Why She’s The Only One In The Entire Country Who Knows the Right Thing to Do About Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is not convinced the time...

Bob Mueller Sends Super Secret Coded Message to Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller delivered his first, highly-anticipated remarks...

OJ Simpson Says L.A. Prosecutors Had Insufficient Evidence and Therefore, in Our Country, He Is Innocent

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- Former NFL superstar OJ Simpson was acquitted of murdering two...

Trump: “I Cannot Be Impeached for Attempted Crimes Like ‘Conspiracy, Obstruction, or Murder'”

SOMEWHERE IN THE AIR, ABOVE THE PACIFIC OCEAN -- As Air Force Individual-1 readied...

Doctors Marvel at Discovery of Vertebrate Republican

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were stunned, shocked, but...

Gym Jordan: “Sure Trump Broke the Law, But What Right Do the American People Have to Know the Details?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the House Judiciary Committee held a hearing on whether or...

Trump: “Bob Mueller Shouldn’t Testify Because He’d Exonerate Me Way Too Much!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump lashed out on Twitter over the weekend at the...

Trump Says Space Force Has Begun Work on Converting Moon into Death Star

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme...

Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Slime Trail Left Behind By AG Barr

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, congressional janitorial staff is still laboriously...

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...