An angrily tearful Tucker Carlson told his Fox News audience today that he is "fully, full-on committed" to finding cartoon candy mascots attractive, and sharing his frequent sexual fantasies about them, with his audience.
"I don't care that Maya Rudolph...
McLEAN, VIRGINIA -- When executives at Mars, Incorporated approved updates to anthropomorphized human M&M mascots, they likely could not have predicted the amount of angry backlash among certain segments of the American population.
Just hours after news broke about the...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is breaking off what he called a "decades-long romantic relationship," and announced over the weekend that he was embarking on a new love affair.
"As of this morning, I'm done...
