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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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U.S. Capitalist Economy, Pummeled by Obama’s Communism, Gains 290k+ Jobs in December

The December 2015 Jobs report is out, and it has Republicans worried that Obama's communism will never be contained.

Adelson, Kochs To ‘Go Halvsies’ On Next President of the United States of America

Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers really want to buy the next presidency, and they're agreeing to go halvsies to prove it.

“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney explains his decision to not run for president.

Reince Priebus On 2016: ‘F**k It, Let’s Make Ourselves Look CRAZIER Than 2012!’

Does Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and Mitt Romney all vying the GOP nod in 2016 worry Reince Priebus in the slightest?

Man Who Got Ass Kicked By Obama Sad Obama Reminded Everyone About It

Mitt Romney was defeated mightily in the 2012 presidential election, and he's not very happy that President Obama reminded the country of that in his State of the Union.

Romney to Un-Hide Percentage of His Fortune To Combat Poverty

Mitt Romney wants to focus on poverty, and he might maybe have a plan to show just how serious he is about it.

Man Who Took More Than 125 Days Off Last Year Names The Real Moochers

Rand Paul and his fellow congress people took over 125 standard work days off last year, making him an expert on moochers.

5 Things Mitt Romney Should “Consider” Instead of Running for President in 2016 (VIDEO)

Ol' Mittens Romney-Bot is considering another run for president in 2016, but we think he should have other stuff on his mind.

5 Reasons You Give a Shit What Mitt Romney Thinks About Obama’s Second Term

Mitt Romney recently made some comments about Obama's second term, presuming that anyone cares. Spoiler alert: We don't.

5 People Who Should Be Considered For The Next Pope

Five suggestions for papal candidates to replace the retiring pontiff.

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