WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that he would support his party's push to ram a replacement for the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg onto the Supreme Court bench before the election....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump appeared to get his wish -- he has the votes in the Senate to ram his Supreme Court nominee through, no matter who it is. By the time the election takes...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised the White House when he announced that he would vote to convict President Donald John Trump on the article of impeachment that charges him with abuse of power...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President David Dennison, relaxing in the Oval Office with a Diet Coke and a bucket of KFC, mocked Senator Mitt Romney (R-Mormonistan) for his secondary, secret Twitter account.
This morning, "Pierre Delecto" was a trending Twitter topic....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were stunned, shocked, but ultimately quite excited about the re-discovery of a species of Republican -- one that is a vertebrate.
"When Republicans were first discovered back in the middle...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitt Romneytron (R-UT) shocked the world today when he announced that he would endorse someone in next year's presidential election from outside his own Republican Party.
"I. Am. Pleased. To. Announce," Romneytron announced in his usual...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, former Massachusetts governor, failed 2012 Republican presidential candidate, and all-around nice robot Mitt Romney announced his candidacy for outgoing Utah Senator Orin Hatch's seat. Hatch announced earlier this year he would not seek re-election, and...
