Mitt Romney

Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that he would support his party's push to ram a replacement for the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg onto the Supreme Court bench before the election....

Trump Announces New Reality TV Show: ‘Who Wants To Be America’s Secretary of State’

Trump wants to fill the Secretary of State position in a most unorthodox way.

Mitt Romney Says He’ll Only Have To Sell 47% Of His Soul To Work In Trump Cabinet

Mitt Romney's done the math; he can afford to lose some of his morals and principles.

You’ll NEVER Guess Who Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Donald Trump picked up another key endorsement this week.

Mitt Romney Volunteers to Replace Trump and ‘Lose One for the Team’

Can Mitt Romney stop Donald Trump and lose the election instead?

World’s Irony Supply Threatened as Mitt Romney Comments on Someone Else’s Tax Returns

Mitt Romney's comments on Trump's tax returns could have lasting, devastating impacts on the planet.

Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’

Marco Rubio gets a key endorsement from his party's last, most-successful loser.

Terrified Reince Priebus Finally Realizes No GOP Candidate is as Electable as Mitt Romney

Sources say Reince Priebus is finally realizing his entire candidate pool makes his party look terrible, but what can be done about it now?

U.S. Capitalist Economy, Pummeled by Obama’s Communism, Gains 290k+ Jobs in December

The December 2015 Jobs report is out, and it has Republicans worried that Obama's communism will never be contained.

Adelson, Kochs To ‘Go Halvsies’ On Next President of the United States of America

Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers really want to buy the next presidency, and they're agreeing to go halvsies to prove it.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

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