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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Lindsey Graham Doesn’t Think Senate Should Return Until He Can Fit His Mask Over Trump’s Nuts
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) can be counted among the elected Republicans...
April 29, 2020
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NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out The Rest of the Time
This week, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) seemed to put the kibosh on...
April 23, 2020
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McConnell Says Trump’s Dick Tastes Like ‘Total Authority’ to Him
COAL BONER, KENTUCKY -- President Donald Trump suggested during a recent coronavirus task force...
April 14, 2020
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McConnell: “How Dare Democrats Play Games With the Republicans’ Corporate Slush Fund in Times Like These?!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the most part, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) has...
March 23, 2020
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Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted...
February 1, 2020
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Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug...
January 31, 2020
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Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A crate full of brand new suit pants, sweatpants, and dungarees...
January 29, 2020
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Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats...
January 22, 2020
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Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second official day of the impeachment trial of President Lying...
January 22, 2020
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McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump began its...
January 21, 2020
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McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the U.S. Senate, the official impeachment trial of President Donald...
January 20, 2020
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Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding to Testify!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at Congressional Democrats, farting wildly...
January 15, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
