Humor/Satire August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 30, 2019 November 8, 2019 “I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire June 8, 2019 June 8, 2019 McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire May 29, 2019 December 1, 2019 Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire May 23, 2019 June 23, 2019 Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him” by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire March 21, 2019 June 23, 2019 Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire October 5, 2018 October 5, 2018 Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 10, 2018 July 10, 2018 Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire July 3, 2018 July 3, 2018 Trump Releases Updated List Of Potential Replacements for Justice Kennedy by James Schlarmann
Humor/Satire June 6, 2018 June 6, 2018 Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess by James Schlarmann