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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

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The Democrats

President Manchin Decides the Plebs Don’t Need Living Wages

Most Americans might not have realized that Joe Manchin of West Virginia is the actual president.
Economy

Adjusted for Inflation, Sen. John Thune is a Privileged A-Hole In Any Era

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, Sen. John Thune (Q-SD) railed against raising the minimum wage...
Economy

Essential Worker Not Sure Non-Essential Workers Deserve Living Wage During Pandemic

LOS PARADOXICALES, CALIFORNIA -- On one of her recent lunch breaks during her shift...
Economy

Trump Economic Adviser: Eliminating Minimum Wage Will Result in 0% Unemployment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The man who will potentially take over for outgoing White House...
Business

Man Fired From Dildo Factory For Telling His Boss To Take His Job And Shove It

GLEN SPRINGS, MICHIGAN -- Looking back on it now, with the benefit of a...
U.S. Politics

Roosevelt Ghosts Argue Over Who Bernie Sanders is More Like

Two Roosevelt ghosts argue over Bernie Sanders.
U.S. Politics

Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate

One Republican's confused reaction to the last Democratic debate.
Business

WalMart Announces Bump in Wages from ‘Sub-Sub-Poverty’ to ‘Plain Old Sub-Poverty’

Wal-Mart has decided to crow about raising their workers' average salaries from sub-sub-poverty rates to just regular sub-poverty.
Economy

Paul Ryan: Lowering Minimum Wage to $0 an Hour Will Get 0% Unemployment

Speaker Paul Ryan has a radical new theory for how to encourage full employment -- completely eliminating the minimum wage.
Economy

The House Republicans Present: 5 Things Every Socialist Moocher Liberal Should Be Thankful For

The House Republicans have put out a new list of things they feel every liberal in America has to be thankful for.
Economy

5 Reasons Republicans Don’t Want To Raise The Minimum Wage

5 Reasons the Republicans in Congress don't want to raise the minimum wage.

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