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Militiaman: Trump And Gingrich The Right ‘Old, Doughy White Men’ To Lead Bloody Insurrection

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This guy thinks Trump and Newt are in their top fighting form.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces

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The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.
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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

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As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
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Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

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During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
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Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

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Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Silver Cross For Beer Run

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Another award for bravery has been given to a member of the Oregon Militia.
Criminal Justice

President Obama to Personally Fly Drone Over Site of Bundy’s Rebellion

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White House aides are saying the Oregon standoff may force the president to take decisive action.
The Democrats

President Obama Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ In Jade Helm Operation

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Over the weekend, President Obama declared victory in the Jade Helm operation.
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DeSantis Wants All Black Spaces on Roulette Wheels in Florida Made White

"The last thing we want is some white woman walking into one of our Indian casinos, walking up to...
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