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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Women's Rights

News of Planned Parenthood Refusing Federal Funding Sparks Impromptu Spank-Off Between Pence, Santorum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice-President Mike Pence and failed presidential candidate, former Senator Rick Santorum...
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Mike Pence Orders All Pride Flags Moved From U.S. Embassies and Into His Den of Sin Where They Belong

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- June is "Pride Month" in the LGTBQ community, which means it's...
LGTBQ+

Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not the city of Boston permits a "straight pride"...
Women's Rights

Fully Aroused Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours...
The Bible Belt

Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours...
Religion

Mike Pence Warns Christian College Grads to Be Prepared to ‘Defend Your Theocratic Fascism With All Your Cold Heart’

SHITSBURG, VIRGINIA -- Vice President Mike Pence warned a group of graduates from Y'all...
Lifestyle

Trump Not Happy with Pence’s Halloween Costume

Washington D.C. -- According to leaks from within the West Wing of the White...
Lifestyle

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Green Bay, WI -- Vice President Mike Pence broke into...
Women's Rights

VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This year, Vice President Mike Pence will make a joint address...
Religion

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- ISIS has issued a statement this...
Religion

14 Year Old Girl Assures Trump and Pence She Wasn’t Really Using Her Reproductive Rights Yet, Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A 14 year old girl visiting the president and vice president...
Criminal Justice

Mike Pence Pretty Sure He Could Kill His Boss And Then Pardon Himself For It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking before a prayer breakfast gathering in the nation's capital this...
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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