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Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA -- White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice President Mike Pence is in stable condition, but is still "shaken, woozy, and a bit confused," one aide said, after watching the 2018 Winter Olympics...

Flustered Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1817” On All His Checks And Social Policy Initiatives

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the world, despite being the third most powerful man in the world behind President Donald Trump and Actual President Vladimir Putin. He puts his pants on...

President Trump Claims He Has Fulfilled His Promise To “Drain The Swamp”

Trump clarifies how he intends to "drain the swamp."

Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”

"I prolly think about butt sex more than people who are currently engaging in butt sex."

Trump: Meals on Wheels Cuts Will Cover Cost of Flying Pence Around Country Making a Show of Getting Offended by Constitution

Vice President Mike Pence will continue to fly around to NFL stadiums protesting protests of the national anthem during the national anthem.

Shaken Mike Pence Seen Exiting Colts Game Wrapped in American Flag and Being Consoled by Bald Eagle

As Vice President Mike Pence was seen making his exit from yesterday's Colts game, witnesses saw him being consoled by a bald eagle.

ISIS Wants President Trump to Help Them Write Their Own ‘Religious Extremist’ Executive Order

Terrorist group ISIS has seen President Donald Trump's "religious freedo"m order and they want to have his help writing their own.

Pastor Commends Sexual Predator Who Wants to Fuck His Daughter for Defending Christian Values

Good, fine, upstanding Christian men and women should be jumping at the chance to heap praise on the sexual predator in chief.

Betsy DeVos Wants Tithing Plates to Replace Public School Fundraisers

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a unique and new idea for helping struggling schools to make a little extra money for extracurricular activities.

Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term

Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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