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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Mike Lindell: Trump Will Be Back in Power and ‘Make Jesus White Again’ by Christmas

Mike Lindell, CEO of MyPillow and its subsidiary, MyCrackPipe, can be accused of a...

Lindell: “Democrats Better Worry About What’s Going Down on Novtember 45th!”

BIG ROCK SMOKE, FLORIDA -- MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell warned Democrats across the country...

Shockingly, Former Crack Head Might Not Have Been Right About Trump’s Reinstatement

The big day came. The big day went. Despite months of promises and assurances...

Lindell: Trump Will Give Reinstatement Speech Written by a Team of Minotaurs

Tomorrow is it. The Big Day. An historic and truly unprecedented moment in history....

Mike Lindell Blasts CNN Reporter for ‘Shamelessly’ Debunking His Conspiracy Theories With Truth

This week, MyPillow founder and CEO Mike Lindell sat down for an interview with...

Mike Lindell Drops Fox News Ads to Promote MyPillow at Gun Shows and Klan Rallies Instead

Mike Lindell is still feuding with Fox News, angry that the conservative cable news...

Lindell: Trump Will Ride The Loch Ness Monster Into D.C. On August 13th and ‘Retake His Throne’

On August 13th, a triumphant Donald John Trump will mount a saddled Loch Ness...

Mike Lindell Starts “MyCrackPipe”

LAKE AMPHETAMINE, MINNESOTA -- During a press conference held from his own basement this...

Mike Lindell: A Man Named Ben Gozzi Told Him Trump Would Be Reinstated August 13th

On August 13th, 2021, former President Donald Trump, who has never won the popular...

MyPillow Guy: Sasquatch Will Swear Trump Back Into Office by the End of August

By the end of August, MyPillow CEO and 2002 Crack Weekly's "Crackhead of the Year" Mike...

Lindell Now Has to Sell MyPillows Out of His Car Trunk in Church Parking Lots

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told OAN this morning that because so many retailers have...

MyPillow Guy and Marjorie Taylor Greene Share a Crack Dealer and Loyalty to Trump

On a recent episode of Steve Bannon's klan rally/podcast, Mike Lindell, founder and CEO...

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...