Michele Bachmann

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God Tells Michele Bachmann If The Anti-Christ Were Real He’d Be The ‘Narcissist You Voted For’

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Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann and Larry "God" Schumway have very different opinions on what true Christianity looks like.
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President Trump To Tap Michele Bachmann As Secretary Of Uneducation

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President Trump's filling out his various cabinet roles.
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God Tells Michele Bachmann He Doesn’t Hate America Enough To Pick Trump For President

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God disagrees with Michele Bachmann.
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Trump Adviser Michele Bachmann To Get New Secretary of Rapture Cabinet Role

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Trump's got something special planned for Michele Bachmann.
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Confused Trump Tries To Literally Get Into Bed With Michele Bachmann, Kicks Daughter Out First

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Trump didn't know what Michele Bachmann getting into bed with him meant.
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Exclusive! Donald Trump’s Cabinet Candidates Leaked!

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A leaked list of Donald Trump's cabinet candidates.
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God to Michele Bachmann: Shut your stupid fuckin’ mouth

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God has had enough of Michele Bachmann speaking for him.
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Michele Bachmann Endorses Ronald Reagan For President

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Michele Bachmann has announced her support for a rather surprising presidential candidate.
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Jesus to Michele Bachmann: ‘I’m Not Coming Until You Shut Up’

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Michele Bachmann thinks violence is on the rise in Israel because Jesus is coming back; Jesus on the other hand disagrees.
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Jesus Christ: ‘Bachmann Is Right, I’m Coming Again…For a Sandwich’

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Jesus Christ says Michele Bachmann is right about him coming back to Earth, but wrong about the reason why.
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