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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Circling FBI Headquarters Shouting “Locked Him Up! Locked Him Up! Locked Him Up!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, in the middle of one of the country's most...

Kellyanne Conway Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via The Microwave Network

"The president understands that Mr. Flynn is a fine, upstanding grazhdanin."

James Comey Sends Copy of Opening Remarks Stapled to a Boot and Some Lube to President Trump

Ahead of his highly-anticipated testimony tomorrow, James Comey has sent his opening remarks and a special gift to go with them to President Trump.

Sean Spicer Says Obama Put a ‘Sharia Voodoo Hex’ on Trump’s Administration

Did former President Barack Obama (D-Kenya) use his dark magic to put a curse on the Trump administration? Sean Spicer thinks so.

Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.

Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony

When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.

Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump Hired

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer believes the Obama administration did a terrible job vetting people for the Trump administration to hire.

Conway and Spicer Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via the Microwave Network

The Bannon/Trump White House is so desperate to get through to Michael Flynn that they are resorting to unconventional communication mediums.

Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock Him Up!”

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly been trolling former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn all morning.

Devin Nunes Asks Mike Flynn To Translate Resignation Letter Into Russian ‘For a Mutual Friend’

If Devin Nunes does resign as House Intelligence Committee Chairman, he wants to make sure his resignation letter can be read by all interested parties.

Alternate Universe Report: GOP Not Concerned With Clinton’s Attorney General Lying About Russian Meetings

In an alternate universe, Republicans would really be just fine with Russian collusion with President Hillary Clinton's team.

Contents Of Obama’s Trump Wiretap Uncovered By White House Cleaning Staff

What could Obama have learned in a wiretap of Trump? We may have just found out, according to White House sources.

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