Tag: Michael Flynn

Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows ...

Doctors Discover Fatal Rectal Cancer in Department of Justice

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Doctors in the nation’s capital discovered what they’re calling the “most ...

James Comey Sends Copy of Opening Remarks Stapled to a Boot and Some Lube to President Trump

Ahead of his highly-anticipated testimony tomorrow, James Comey has sent his opening remarks and ...

Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates ...

Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony

When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will ...

Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump Hired

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer believes the Obama administration did a terrible job ...

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