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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Trump Argues Hush Money Payments Not Campaign Finance Fraud Because They Were Made In Confederate Dollars

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of the last two years, President Trump has...

Sessions Promises To ‘Get to Bottom Of Why’ Hillary Clinton’s Lawyer, Campaign Manager Still Not Going To Prison

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- More than a year and a half into the Donald Trump...

HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys

SOMEWHERE IN A DEEP STATE BUNKER -- "Hillary Clinton is so fuckin' high right...

President Says He’s ‘Never Even Heard Of’ Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a perhaps foreseen but surprising move nevertheless, President Trump has...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald...

Vito Corelone Outraged His Lawyer Secretly Taped Their Meetings

STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK -- When it was discovered that The New York Times had...

Trump Calls Michael Cohen, Tapes, Putin, Russia, Election, Crooked Hillary, Electoral College, His Presidency ‘Fake News’

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  After a bombshell dropped on him in the form of CNN...

President David Dennison Orders Investigation Into ‘Dishonesty, Chicanery, And Subterfuge’ At FBI/DOJ

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President David Dennison officially ordered an investigation into what he called...

Trump Directs Michael Cohen To Pay Giuliani $130,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump sees his legal battles heat up, word...

Trump Investigating Constitutionality Of Post-Dated Self Pardons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As legal turmoil and chaos swirl around the 45th President of...

Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump's former personal attorney -- a man Trump himself referred...

Trump’s Attorney’s Attorneys Hire Attorneys To Represent Their Attorneys

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The network of lawyers working on the various legal...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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