Tag: Michael Cohen

Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald ...

HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys

SOMEWHERE IN A DEEP STATE BUNKER — “Hillary Clinton is so fuckin’ high right ...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald ...

President David Dennison Orders Investigation Into ‘Dishonesty, Chicanery, And Subterfuge’ At FBI/DOJ

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President David Dennison officially ordered an investigation into what he called ...

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