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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Stormy Daniels Agrees: Donald Trump Doesn’t Do Cover-Ups

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Tensions are flaring like never before between Congressional Democrats and President...
Criminal Justice

Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Donald Trump came down from the White House's presidential residence...
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Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie About Him Lying

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Donald Trump came down from the White House's presidential residence...
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Nielsen: More People Watched Michael Cohen’s Testimony Than Wanted to Watch Trump’s Inauguration

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Nielsen Ratings company has been tracking what Americans...
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Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie About Him Lying

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Donald Trump came down from the White House's presidential residence...
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Jim Jordan Shreds Cohen Testimony: ‘Total Waste of Taxpayer Dollars’ That ‘Didn’t Get into Benghazi Even Once’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told a right-wing talk radio station today that...
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Doctors Unsure When or If Cohen’s Foot Can Be Removed from Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- At the time of publication, White House medical staff is boarding...
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Courier Hands Cohen Check Signed by President Trump Just Before Entering Capitol Building

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The collective political world is at a stand still, awaiting with...
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President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened. "Because Special Counsel Robert...
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Trump Worried Giuliani is the Smocking Gun

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Everyone on the Hill seems to be trying to parse what...
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Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- In an unforeseen and potentially earth shattering development, President Donald Trump...
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Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald...
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Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...

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