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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Trump Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert "as...
July 16, 2020
Tech
Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Longtime users of billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's privacy profiteering and...
July 16, 2020
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse Sue Disney After Being Hospitalized With COVID-19 Symptoms
WHORELANDO, FLORIDA -- In what can surely be described as a truly unforeseen turn...
July 15, 2020
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Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the...
July 13, 2020
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NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The City of New York has extended an offer...
July 1, 2020
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Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?
Author's Note: Before reading this column any further, please be advised that I will be...
June 29, 2020
Criminal Justice
If He Can’t Murder Whoever He Wants, Whenever He Wants, You’re On Your Own, Rape Victims
He's a hero. Everyone he ever meets tells him he's a hero. So why...
June 23, 2020
Science & Medicine
Surgeons Asphyxiating From Wearing Masks Up 10,000,000,000,000% Since COVID-19 Outbreak
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The National Medical Research Institute of America has just...
June 22, 2020
U.S. Politics
Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts,...
June 19, 2020
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NASCAR Assures Fans They’ll See Confederate Flag Before Every Final Lap
DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA -- Yesterday, NASCAR announced that it was banning the display of...
June 11, 2020
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Big Tech Censorship? Pictures of Trump’s Neck Getting Removed from Facebook
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives from the two largest social media platforms in...
June 10, 2020
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Cop Would Rather Resign and Only Beat His Wife If He Can’t Have a Tank and Machine Gun At Work
KEITEL, MINNESOTA -- Lt. Chad Jughedd is "about as pissed off" as he's ever...
June 9, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024