Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...

Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”

CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY — Campbell’s Soup announced today that a brand new recipe will ...

Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial ...

UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag

Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a “horse-faced ...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald Trump’s son, his namesake at that, delivered ...

Trump Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert “as ...

Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the ...