Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?

Author’s Note: Before reading this column any further, please be advised that I will ...

Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, ...

Big Tech Censorship? Pictures of Trump’s Neck Getting Removed from Facebook

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Representatives from the two largest social media platforms in ...

Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”

LA VALLE RUBIA PINCHE PUTA, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren has ...

Trump Calls William Shatner to Wish Him Happy May The 4th

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, fans of the iconic film franchise Star Wars are celebrating the legacy ...

Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — The United States Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage ...

Trump Brags That Obama ‘Could Never Have as Many COVIDs’ As He Has

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is still attempting to guide the country through ...

Doctors Treating Rand Paul’s Coronavirus With Bootstraps, Thoughts, and Prayers

BOWLING GREEN, CUNTUCKY — This weekend, Senator Rand Paul (R-Kremlin) became the first sitting ...

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