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Joe Biden Uses Teleprompter to Read the Names of 200,000 Americans Who Died from Covid-19
LAGO DEL CRIMINAL GENOCIDA, FLORIDA — Today, Joe Biden made a campaign stop in ...
Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...
Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If there’s one thing we know about Trump supporters, it’s that ...
Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet She Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the nation’s capital today, a lying sack of shit blond ...
Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”
CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY — Campbell’s Soup announced today that a brand new recipe will ...
Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial ...
UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag
Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a “horse-faced ...
Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald Trump’s son, his namesake at that, delivered ...
Trump Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert “as ...
Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the ...
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