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Melania Trump’s Husband Only Interested in Ivanka’s NFT

Today, former Third First Lady Melania Trump announced that she was entering the world of NFTs. Mrs. Trump's NFT will feature watercolor paintings of her "cobalt" eyes. As excited as Melania might be about her new venture, there's one man...

Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but the simple truth is that on January 20th, 2021, a new couple will move into the White House. Reportedly, the cleaning staff at the president's...

White House: Melania’s Jacket Was ‘Just Issuing Orders’

  WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the White House once again waded into the controversy over a jacket that First Lady Melania Trump wore while visiting detained, undocumented migrant children in Texas this week. The jacket, green and long, was adorned...

Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump reached out his First Lady today and asked her to fulfill some of the duties of her stepmother, Melania Trump. "Ivanka, honey, sweetie, love of my life, apple of my eye, turgidity of my crotch...

Eric Trump Asks His Dad If Stormy Daniels Is His New Sister

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the Trump family say that this weekend, an awkward confrontation between President Trump and his middle son, Eric, took place at the White House. Reportedly, Eric sounded "nervous and scared" when he approached...

You’ve Never Met Donald Trump’s Girlfriend, Okay? She Doesn’t Go To School Here.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump continued his escalating war of words with TIME Magazine and also announced that he had a new girlfriend, but no one around here knows her because she goes to a different school that's off the Hill.  The...

Melania Trump’s Anti-Bullying Initiative Wants President of the United States Twitter-Banned

"Mainly he uses it to lash out like an angry six year old."

Ivanka Reminds Feuding Mommies No Matter Who Is First Lady She Is ‘Daddy’s Bottom Bitch’

Me-owwww! Things are heating up on the lame new reality-TV political show, President Donald J. Trump! Sparks are a flyin' between President Donny Trump's current and former lovers, and everyone is wondering if we have ourselves a good old fashioned...

Trump Says He Regrets Never Convincing Hugh Hefner to Put Ivanka in His Magazine

President Donald Trump gave Hugh Hefner an impromptu eulogy and spoke about what he feels like is a missed opportunity for himself and Playboy.

First Family Drama: Box of FLOTUS Hats Delivered to Ivanka’s Office

Palace intrigue and a kerfuffle over a box of FLOTUS hats that wound up getting delivered to the president's daughter-wife instead of his regular wife.
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Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax

Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner Research might be quite devastating for residents of...
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