SCHVANTZ LAKE, MINNESOTA -- A research study conducted by the University of East Minnesota has confirmed that, as had long been suspected within the scientific community, the top risk factor associated with being forced to look at unbidden penis...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration is confirming that at the time of publication, the White House phone system is down.
Reports are that shortly after Judge Rosemarie Aquilina sentenced disgraced doctor Larry Nassar to a prison term of no less than...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump left the White House on his routine morning coffee, doughnut, deep fried Twinkie, beef jerky, KFC, nacho cheese bucket run. As he was leaving and locking the door behind him, he...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The finishing touches are being put on the Cosby Ballroom in Manhattan's Trump Tower. The Me-2017 New Year's Eve Ball is scheduled to be one of the hottest tickets in town, back in 2016...
