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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Op-Ed: How Come I Drank Gallons of Trump’s Pee and Still Got COVID?
The following editorial was written and submitted by Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL). The views...
January 10, 2022
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Matt Gaetz Poses With Someone Else’s Daughters Holding AR-15’s for His Christmas Card
Never one to pass up an opportunity to join in on the fun his...
December 8, 2021
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Op-Ed: “My Genitals Are Microscopic and It’s All George Soros’ Fault!”
The following editorial was submitted by the office of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL). The...
October 22, 2021
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Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President...
October 21, 2021
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Cuomo to Resign and Focus on 2024 Run with Bill Cosby as VP
ALBANY, NEW YORK -- In a surprise development, embattled New York Governor Andrew Cuomo...
August 4, 2021
World News
Gaetz Volunteers to House Any Unaccompanied 17-Year-Old Girls Found at the Border
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hailing himself as a "true American patriot and hero," Congressman Matt...
June 24, 2021
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Gaetz Reportedly Interested in Buying Neverland Ranch
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) has confirmed this morning...
June 18, 2021
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Gaetz Turned Down for High School Softball Coaching Job
LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA -- Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-Neverland Ranch) announced earlier this year...
June 8, 2021
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ISIS Agrees With Matt Gaetz: Murdering Americans is Okay
Last night at a rally in Georgia with fellow Republican Congresswoman and Qu Qlux...
May 28, 2021
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Gaetz and Greene Form Qu Qlux Qlan
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) have...
May 28, 2021
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Gaetz Leaving Congress to Become Dean of Emissions at Liberty University
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) has decided it's time to end...
May 26, 2021
Criminal Justice
Matt Gaetz Has a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for Using Venmo to Buy a Fleet of Windowless Vans
LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA -- According to sources, investigators have uncovered a new wrinkle in...
May 18, 2021
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
