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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data

The State of Florida is set to begin collecting menstrual data from its high...
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Hawley Signals Support for Gaetz and Boebert Stopping Peaceful Transfer of Power to McCarthy

On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh...
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Gaetz Wants House Republicans to Make Trump’s Balls Next Speaker

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is working hard behind the scenes to convince his fellow...
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Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

  The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha...
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DeSantis Puts Gaetz in Charge of Florida’s Sex Education

In Florida, educators are going to have to start asking Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q)...
Women's Rights

Florida’s New 15-Week Abortion Ban Really Opens Up Matt Gaetz’ Dating Prospects

On Thursday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) helped his state join other Republican-controlled legislatures...
Business

Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore Are Opening a Grooming Business That Won’t Cater to Pets

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is teaming up with former Alabama Supreme Court Justice and...
Criminal Justice

Gaetz Was ‘Really Hoping’ House Would Decriminalize Weed and Sex Trafficking Minors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, in a historic, but almost entirely party line vote,...
Lifestyle

Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

This week, Florida's governor signed a controversial law onto the books that bars discussions...
U.S. Politics

Senator Asks Judge Jackson If She’d Give Matt Gaetz a Lighter Sentence

Over the last two days, Federal Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson has been subjected to...
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Matt Gaetz Worried He’ll Have to Leave Florida if “Don’t Say Gay Bill” is an Anti-Grooming Law

Friends and associates of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) -- both of them -- have...
Lifestyle

Gaetz’ Girlfriend Skipped Driver’s Ed Class to Testify Before Grand Jury

This week, a former girlfriend of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) testified before a grand...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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