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Tubetop Lahren Sees White Athlete Kneel During National Anthem, Head Literally Explodes

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"Don't they understand it's only going to encourage these uppity urbans to do this more?"
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Putin Furious Trump Hasn’t Asked NFL Players To Stand For Russian National Anthem Yet

James Schlarmann -
"I know not to leave Daddy waiting too long."
MAGA News

Trump Suspends First Amendment For “Disrespectful Urbans Who Play Pro Sports”

James Schlarmann -
"Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that urbans are allowed to make white people think."
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Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and we won't be doing anything...
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